A decentralized (or centralized?) fund to mock institutional greed. The intern was bored, so he created $PE - live now on Moonshot.com.
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No term sheets, no due diligence—just vibes. We close fake acquisitions faster than your MD can say “let’s circle back.”
Vote on what to fake-acquire next—RadioShack? Toys"R"Us? Your boss’s ego? $PE lets the people LBO the memes.
Mock the suits together. Meme, merge, and mismanage in full DAO-style—because everyone deserves a turn at being the villain.
Questions you might have about Private Equity coin.
$PE is a satirical meme coin inspired by private equity firms. It parodies the world of leveraged buyouts, inflated valuations, and strategic nonsense — all on-chain. Think of it as your chance to cosplay as a managing director without the MBA or moral compromises.
No. $PE is not an investment, security, or financial product. It has no intrinsic value, no promises, and no roadmap pretending otherwise. It’s a joke — and if you buy it, you’re in on it.
Only if you consider making fun of corporate finance a utility. There are no staking rewards, no yield farming, and no fake SaaS business behind it. Just memes, degeneracy, and ironic governance proposals.
Private Equity coin is extremely risky. You may lose 100% of your money. This is a parody project meant for entertainment, satire, and collective mockery. If you buy $PE thinking it’ll make you rich, you’ve already made your first bad investment — congrats, you’re just like a real PE firm.
A shadowy cabal of ex-interns, failed finance bros, and memelords tired of pitch decks. Names have been withheld to protect us from lawsuits and our own reputations.